Mine right now is the velociraptor. From what I remember of Jurrasic Park, these buggers scream like a bald eagle getting her tail feathers plucked. Well, that my friends is exactly what Ms. R sounds like when she is hungry. More to the point, this is what she sounds like when you are eating food in her presence. The woman wants to eat and she wants to eat what you are eating. So, I put her in her chair, get out some delicious organic sweat potatoes.
AAAAHIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAYyyyyyyyy.
I try feeding her faster. AAAAHIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAYyyyyyyyy. Again. Hmm... I try to give her some cereal. AAAAHIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAYyyyyyyyy.
She looks at my plate and gives me a raised eyebrow. Let me repeat, she is looking at my dinner like some people look at their prospective date for the evening. Essentially saying "How you doin'?"
What else am I supposed to do? I handed over my pot roast and potatoes. At some point, the baby food doesn't cut it. They want real food. At least she "requested" some meat. I remember one young lady of ours who just pulled a whole pork chop off of my plate and went to town.
So if you hear yelling next time you are out to eat, just pass your protein to my daughters and back away slowly.
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